Seriously, what the F@CK!!!

This is undoubtedly the worst email to receive on the eve of having LASIK surgery. It's T-minus 9 hours before my eyes are put to the laser...and what do I get when I open up my inbox?

The subject line was:

FOR TUESDAY: BLINDNESS

Awesome, my LASIK surgery is Tuesday. What kind of jacked up coincidence is that? This really better not be some kind of FINAL DESTINATION moment...DAMMIT!

Shoot, I knew I should have moved Air Bud 2: The Golden Receiver to the top of my queue.

Pray for me...........